［圖片］哈哈臉部抽筋，蒙娜麗莎。

((別驚訝，他只是轉行。))



嗨，又見面了，這次要帶給大家很特別的蒙娜麗莎。











這是名畫蒙娜麗莎。



（唔...好像不太對。）





你知道嗎？人一直笑，臉是會痠的，所以他就 抽筋了說 做做臉部運動。























































附上面速力達姆。































開學，戰爭開始白熱化了。



最近變得比較多愁善感，看著房間裡的擺設都會很難過。







瑟縮在床底下的小提琴。



在書架上冷冷望著我的程式設計手冊。



在書堆旁無語沉默的長號。



或許還有偷偷在抽屜裡啜泣的小說。





我望著這些，心裡有股愧疚。



我竟是一事無成！





學測，你到底想怎樣？











於是，我又找到一張替我紓發心情的圖片....































麥當當大哥激威！！！ XDDDDDDDDDDD

［影片］起笑的求職面試

((原來，哥倫布找了那麼久的地方原來在台灣....))







不知道是不是真的欸，我覺得大陸人才沒有那麼誇張....















我超喜歡要把地球翹起來那段...面試官還答應他下次來要給他支點XDDDD









補張魯夫給大家看看...













目前的生活呀，雖然還不至於水深火熱，不過課業壓力一點一滴壓了上來倒是真的：(



不想打太多了，最後給大家看一張很可愛的圖：)











有空再見！

［圖片］歡迎光臨好人村

((原來曉早期是賣蔗糖的....))



今天比較早回家，忙裡偷閒一定是要上來發一下文！！









你以為好人村很好嗎？才不呢！



麻煩請下載下來看XDDDDDD















大家發現問題了嗎？

















會看不懂嗎？...我怕有人太純潔不懂笑點XDD









學測的競賽已經開跑了....希望各位不會嫌我的文字內容太少：)







最近有一首歌還不錯，裡面寫滿了我對學測和指考想說的話..















涵義夠清楚了吧，就是....











討厭死了啦！



不過各位，雖然我過得不怎麼開心，我希望我還是能帶給大家歡樂：)


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好人村圖片來源：巴哈姆特kuso

［圖片］創意數學解題法

((想說有空上來發一下XDDDDDDDDDDDD))



為了省時間，我字打少一點好了XDD





進入主題。









咳咳...我解釋一下，題目問說請求出x的值，只不過英文剛好可以用找來說....





...所以這個學生很天才的就找出了x...















大家都會約分吧，這就是約分的教學...XDDDD













這我來解釋一下，EXPAND指的是展開，也就是像(x+y)² = x² + 2xy +y²的意思。





於是學生就把它展開...越展越開。













這是個求極限值的題目，上面的式子是正確的，當x趨近於8的時候，後面的式子結果將會接近無限。



老師要求學生依照上式，推論下面這個式子的答案，於是他就依此類推...















約分高手！！這答案是多少？















我今天早上很早就起床了，因為我昨天換了個鬧鐘....

























好啦我開玩笑的，最後來個Happy Ending.......



















王品的廣告....說的好哇！！

［影片］感覺很Sorry的SorrySorry

((這也是斯巴達....XDDDDDDDDDDD))



不好意思喔各位，我很忙很忙，發文速度簡直越來越慢...



相信大家應該藉由電視的強力宣傳，SuperJunior這個其實不怎麼樣的團體爆紅到最高點，那首一直跟人家道歉的主打歌更是被傳唱無數。



啊有人聽到歌就想要唱呀，儘管面前這首是韓文歌，從頭到尾只會跟人家道歉...



本網誌之前搞過不少亂翻譯，好笑跟不好笑的可以說是一半一半，而這個屬於不怎麼好笑的那一半..XDDD



不過為了讓各位觀眾跟上潮流，不要別人在發瘋，結果你完全不懂笑點。







好啦，不要再看他吸來吸去讓人反胃了，進入正題囉。







手中那根芭蕉版：









看到後來就麻痺了....＝ ＝





不知道哪一根麻掉版：









有些相同的地方，我覺得把兩個版本好笑的地方整合比較好笑。





再來這個是全民最大黨模仿的，裡面用亂翻譯的歌詞在亂唱，有一種亂糟糟的kuso..







感覺陳漢典真的會跳舞欸，還不錯好看：)







好啦，這就是這一次的文章了，不知道下次什麼時候跟大家見面XDDD



說真的，太少上網會導致嚴重缺梗，就算有空來看網誌也不一定有梗：(





乾脆我一次把我有的雜圖貼上來，讓大家笑久一點好了XDD





魔戒外傳，這張動圖很長，如果要重頭看建議重新整理。











埃及科技高超的證明：











最近的小孩子越來越天才了：











他做惡夢...











尋狗啟事：











人類訓練師，看的懂英文的可以試著閱讀：











最後讓大家看看趙雲的新坐騎....

















好啦掰掰各位，我要去拚學測了，有空在發文：)

［圖片］我愛斯巴達，上課囉～～

((可憐的白痴XDDDDD))



這是個傳說中的學校。



這位肌肉猛男將教授各位什麼是斯巴達之魂....





第一節課是地理。











第二節課是歷史....史實有這些人嗎？



















再來第三節課是同學最喜歡的體育課。







請問，Sport是這樣念嗎，老師？







社會課...老師帶大家參觀真正的社會。















生物課介紹了一隻大家都不知道的生物。











最後是很斯巴達的音樂課。













就這樣，我上了一學期。



學期末，碰上了學生都會遇到的大難題.....期末考！！！









那天....











改完發下來...











之後我去找老師，請他給我過，可是他說...











因此，我心灰意冷。











仰天長嘯....











話說那部惡搞電影就是這樣來的。



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圖片來源：微風論壇。

［影片］聯合公園？印地安公園！

((可悲的菜鳥把大小寫看錯。))



這首歌我還挺愛的，大家先來聽聽看。

（是官方MV沒錯，只是是偷拍的，不清楚。）







歌詞：



(It starts with)

One thing / I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time



All I know

time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day

The clock ticks life away



It's so unreal

Didn't look out below

Watch the time go right out the window

Trying to hold on / but didn't even know

Wasted it all just to



Watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



One thing / I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme

To remind myself how

(I tried so hard)



In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like I was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised it got so (far)

Things aren't the way they were before

You wouldn't even recognize me anymore

Not that you knew me back then

But it all comes back to me

(In the end)



You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know



I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter







接著，精采的來了，讓我們歡迎印地安公園～～









相信大家看完的感想，大概就是幾個沒節奏感的傢伙（還有一個肥肚肚）不停的自嗨，呈現瘋狂狀態吧。



為了讓大家更深一層暸解他們惡搞在哪裡，我來解說一下..



隱藏梗破解：（？）



(It starts with) <== 全曲唱最好之處，剩下就#@$#%$#%^&

玩丁 / I don't know 歪

It doesn't even mattttttterrrrrr 好 哈丁 you trrrrrrrrry

Keep that in mind / I designed this rrrrrrrrrrrhyme

To explain in due time



(喔 愛 扭 it)

台 is a vallluable 丁

挖據 it fly 掰 as the pendullllum swings

挖據 it count 當 to the end of the day

The clock ticks life a喂



(It's so un扭)

Didn't llllook out bellllow

Watch the time go right out the window <== 好嗨

Trying to 吼 董 / but didn't even know

Wasted it all just to



(Watch you 狗)

I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What 你們 to me / will eventuallllly / B a memorrrrry / of a time when



I tried so 哈丁

And got so far

But in the "ending" <== 趕拍來囉。

It doesn't even matterrrrrr EEEEEEOOOOOOO

I had to 佛

To 嚕 滋it all

But 丁 the A <=== 接著又慢，我也不知道為什麼。

It doesn't evennn maaaattttter



One 丁 / I don't know 歪

It doesn't even mattttterrrrr how 哈丁 you trrrrrrrrrrrrrry

Keep that in mind / I designed this rrrrrrrrrrrrrhyme

To remind myself how

(I tried so 哈)



In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like I was part of your prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroperty <== 趕拍。

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised (it got so 罰)

Things aren't the way they were 比佛

You wouldn't even recognize me 欸你摸

Not that you knew me back then

But it all comes back to me

(In the endingggggg)



You kept everything inside and even though I trrrrrrrrrried / it all fell apart

What 你們 to me / will eventually / B a memorrrrrry / of a time when



I tried so hard <== 終於唱對了。

And got so 罰 EEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end <== 又唱對了。

It doesn't even 馬的勒

I had to 罰勒

To 嚕 it 頭勒

But in the end

It doesn't even matter了



I've put my trust 硬 you <== 他不知道什麼時候進來。

Pushed as far as I can go EEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO <==他加速了。

法ㄚ你

There's only one 丁 I should??? you should???? everybody should??? NO?



I've put my $%$#^@ 硬 買 "猴（台語）"

Pushed as far as 囉哩 can goooooooooooooo

For all this

There's only one 呀腮罵 knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I tried 收 好 <=== 瘋狂來了

And got so far EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end

It doesn't even 馬的勒

I had to 佛勒

To 嚕 it 頭 EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)



(牙醫牙醫牙醫一一一一一一一一一一)











最後因為太久沒發文，追加一張自己愛爆梗的姿勢佳白痴XDDDDD