［圖片］我愛斯巴達，上課囉～～

((可憐的白痴XDDDDD))



這是個傳說中的學校。



這位肌肉猛男將教授各位什麼是斯巴達之魂....





第一節課是地理。











第二節課是歷史....史實有這些人嗎？



















再來第三節課是同學最喜歡的體育課。







請問，Sport是這樣念嗎，老師？







社會課...老師帶大家參觀真正的社會。















生物課介紹了一隻大家都不知道的生物。











最後是很斯巴達的音樂課。













就這樣，我上了一學期。



學期末，碰上了學生都會遇到的大難題.....期末考！！！









那天....











改完發下來...











之後我去找老師，請他給我過，可是他說...











因此，我心灰意冷。











仰天長嘯....











話說那部惡搞電影就是這樣來的。



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圖片來源：微風論壇。

［影片］聯合公園？印地安公園！

((可悲的菜鳥把大小寫看錯。))



這首歌我還挺愛的，大家先來聽聽看。

（是官方MV沒錯，只是是偷拍的，不清楚。）







歌詞：



(It starts with)

One thing / I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time



All I know

time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day

The clock ticks life away



It's so unreal

Didn't look out below

Watch the time go right out the window

Trying to hold on / but didn't even know

Wasted it all just to



Watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



One thing / I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme

To remind myself how

(I tried so hard)



In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like I was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised it got so (far)

Things aren't the way they were before

You wouldn't even recognize me anymore

Not that you knew me back then

But it all comes back to me

(In the end)



You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know



I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know



I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter







接著，精采的來了，讓我們歡迎印地安公園～～









相信大家看完的感想，大概就是幾個沒節奏感的傢伙（還有一個肥肚肚）不停的自嗨，呈現瘋狂狀態吧。



為了讓大家更深一層暸解他們惡搞在哪裡，我來解說一下..



隱藏梗破解：（？）



(It starts with) <== 全曲唱最好之處，剩下就#@$#%$#%^&

玩丁 / I don't know 歪

It doesn't even mattttttterrrrrr 好 哈丁 you trrrrrrrrry

Keep that in mind / I designed this rrrrrrrrrrrhyme

To explain in due time



(喔 愛 扭 it)

台 is a vallluable 丁

挖據 it fly 掰 as the pendullllum swings

挖據 it count 當 to the end of the day

The clock ticks life a喂



(It's so un扭)

Didn't llllook out bellllow

Watch the time go right out the window <== 好嗨

Trying to 吼 董 / but didn't even know

Wasted it all just to



(Watch you 狗)

I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart

What 你們 to me / will eventuallllly / B a memorrrrry / of a time when



I tried so 哈丁

And got so far

But in the "ending" <== 趕拍來囉。

It doesn't even matterrrrrr EEEEEEOOOOOOO

I had to 佛

To 嚕 滋it all

But 丁 the A <=== 接著又慢，我也不知道為什麼。

It doesn't evennn maaaattttter



One 丁 / I don't know 歪

It doesn't even mattttterrrrr how 哈丁 you trrrrrrrrrrrrrry

Keep that in mind / I designed this rrrrrrrrrrrrrhyme

To remind myself how

(I tried so 哈)



In spite of the way you were mocking me

Acting like I was part of your prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroperty <== 趕拍。

Remembering all the times you fought with me

I'm surprised (it got so 罰)

Things aren't the way they were 比佛

You wouldn't even recognize me 欸你摸

Not that you knew me back then

But it all comes back to me

(In the endingggggg)



You kept everything inside and even though I trrrrrrrrrried / it all fell apart

What 你們 to me / will eventually / B a memorrrrrry / of a time when



I tried so hard <== 終於唱對了。

And got so 罰 EEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end <== 又唱對了。

It doesn't even 馬的勒

I had to 罰勒

To 嚕 it 頭勒

But in the end

It doesn't even matter了



I've put my trust 硬 you <== 他不知道什麼時候進來。

Pushed as far as I can go EEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO <==他加速了。

法ㄚ你

There's only one 丁 I should??? you should???? everybody should??? NO?



I've put my $%$#^@ 硬 買 "猴（台語）"

Pushed as far as 囉哩 can goooooooooooooo

For all this

There's only one 呀腮罵 knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I tried 收 好 <=== 瘋狂來了

And got so far EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end

It doesn't even 馬的勒

I had to 佛勒

To 嚕 it 頭 EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But in the end

It doesn't even matter



(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)



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最後因為太久沒發文，追加一張自己愛爆梗的姿勢佳白痴XDDDDD